futago_02

Fanatical as I am about the new Star Trek, I decided to take a look at the old Star Trek, specifically Kirk and Spock in The Original Series. And once I got past the screeching music and the not-so-great-background that I am unused to in this new and shiny age, I am actually kinda loving it. :) I'm sad my friends, who've actually seen old trek, never told me the slashiness of it all. But I found an excellent post in the community kirkspock, found here, that explained the loveliness of the old trek, and how completely slashy they were. I can hardly believe it myself... the universe is made of fanfic. :D
So... these are just my thoughts on the episodes I've watched so far under the cut.

Warnings: Spoilers if you haven't seen TOS!


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So. I've currently been obsessing over Star Trek XI and all the characters but specifically the new oldest slash pairing... Kirk/Spock. So I've submerged myself into the wonderful world of fandom for the past week or so and have come up with... porn fic. :) Yay! Well, more like the tiniest piece of fic of porn ever... but still. I'm tired.

Title: Sex and Orgasms
Author: futago_02
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Summary: Apparently in Vulcan that meant “I want to have hot sexy man-loving with you all night long” because Spock abruptly launches a proposal. Of sorts.
Disclaimer: Don't own, but worship.


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Hello....

Well, I'll just share a very creative fic my sibling passed on to me. And I mean VERY creative. It's pretty damned interesting--it's interactive, YOU get to choose McKay's future. Shall he sleep with John in a the-aliens-made-us-do-it moment? Or does he run away? You pick.

Author: Gloria Mundi viva_gloria
Fandom: SGA
Title: Quantum Superposition: A Practical Exercise
Rating: R
Pairing: Possible McKay/Sheppard... or not

Oh, it's exercise, all right

Guess what?

... what?

Well, tobacco was used as an enema. They stuck it up the butthole. It was supposed to help the bowel and colon, as well as revive those who had been drowned, suffocated, frozen, or had convulsions or fits.

Oh, don't worry. It was back in what... the 16th century, I believe. What commodity history teaches you.... oh, it can be fun at times like these. Or you could learn what color the tobaccy leaves were, and how to grow them (ick!).

Ah, the things I learn at work: juvenile jokes. But I love them to death. This is what I love about my job... my boss and his juvenile jokes. :) Let me share them with you.


1. What is the seventh planet? *grins unrepentantly*

2. Before, when people took the day off, we wrote their name on the whiteboard with the word "off" next to it. (Example: John Off) We did this until the day Jack was hired.

This one took a minute to comprehend. But I still cracked up like crazy. :) I plan to post more, in time...

Dudes, totally got a new layout! :)
But this journal needs serious work and I promise to do that! So yeah. Not that anyone reads this...
But I'm gonna work on it.
This journal will be for my random things, mostly having to do with fics, fandoms, and art. And a lot of slash. :)
More updates will happen. :)
That is all.

sardonicsmiley did a wonderful thing on her lj to get to know her loyal fans friends better, and so here's my reply to this meme:

( Here it is )

I am attempting to conduct a survey about slash readers and writers of fanfiction, mainly women. I am an undergraduate researching slash fanfiction and why women are so interested in it. Please read the questions and just answer all of them in a posted comment. If you wish to remain anonymous, do not log in. Thank you very much.



Survey



Gender: Female / Male

Age: below 13 / 14-17 / 18-24 / 25-30 / 30-40 / older than 40

How long have you been reading slash?

Which fandoms do you read?

Do you believe in gay rights? Does slash represent homosexuality or just heterosexual men in a relationship?

Why do you read, write, or like slash?

What are your squicks and kinks? What kinds of sub-genres do you read (for example, hurt/comfort or PWP)?

What does slash mean to you?

Should slash writers and readers be open in admitting that they write/read or should slash persist in anonymity? Why?

Do people know you read slash? If so, who is it (close friends, family, other relatives, teachers, etc.)?

Thank you for taking part in this survey, you have helped me out a lot! :)

...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

Congrats! You're Gryffindor alumnus Bill Weasley!

You know you're cool when even the kid who defeated Voldemort thinks so. You have a disposition that attracts people to you as friends and allies. And it's not just your outward appearance - under all your coolness, you're smart enough to be Head Boy/Girl, too.

(Your moment of glory - so far, at least - came in Goblet of Fire when Harry Potter declared your undeniable ponytail-wearing cool factor.)


Right. just...Right.

You Are a Glazed Donut

Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that. You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness. Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you. And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten.

Yes. I know I haven't been all that great about updating on lj. Still. I use my account sporadically and very selfishly to get more READING MATERIAL! which I am always in desperate need of. I am waiting for HP to come out, but in the meantime... I GRADUATED, and am looking forward to college... :)
I have a new obsession... STARGATE ATLANTIS! Well, I watched Stargate Sg-1 as a kid, then fell out of it when we moved, and then fell back in and now I can see the hilarious freedom available in atlantis! Go, the three hotties of that fandom, go! (By which I mean Beckett (McGillion), Sheppard (Flanigan), and McKay (Hewlett).)

Later, I will totally, totally put up recs or something. But... later.

The Blogalyser reveals...

Your blog/web page text has an overall readability index of 11.
This suggests that your writing style is conventional
(to communicate well you should aim for a figure between 10 and 20).
Your blog has 18 sentences per entry, which suggests your general message is distinguished by verbosity
(writing for the web should be concise).

CHARACTER MATRIX

male		female
self		world
past		future

Your text shows characteristics which are 63% male and 37% female
(for more information see the Gender Genie).
Looking at pronoun indicators, you write mainly about yourself, then the world in general and finally your social circle. Also, your writing focuses primarily on the present, next the past and lastly the future.

Find out what your blogging style is like!



TOTALLY TRUE... well, mostly. :) apparently, I write/talk like a guy...? heh.

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Draco Malfoy gets a job at Wal-Mart with help from the Mirror of Erised Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

hahahahahhah....

Hey. Figure, just in case someone who's my secret santa-nin for the naruto wishlist isn't sure what i like, i decided to post a post. :)
Hmmm... I like to read a lot, but right now I'm focusing on Harry/Draco from Harry Potter. But the other authors I read for Naruto are jbmcdragon and maldoror_gw. They are just great, and you can find them on my friends. :)
For art, I have my deviantart favorites. My deviantart account is: http://futago02.deviantart.com/favourites/

I really love realistic art. But it doesn't have to be. I just love many details, or these details that make me smile. It's awesome. Curves are really nice! :)

so, that's about it. :) good luck, santa-nin!

What do the Naruto characters think of you? (::gurls plz::) by itachiFanatic
Your name plz
Your favorite color
Naruto imagined	nothing.
Sasuke screamed	when you dumped him for Shikamaru
Sakura hates	that you aren't friends.
Gaara wants	you
Kakashi hopes	your boyfriend dumps you.
Itachi thinks	you're hotter than hell.
Neji thinks	you're a weak-minded fool. (bummer)
Shikamaru was surprised when	you slapped him in the face.
Kabuto thought	you were a guy.
Orochimaru thinks	you should wear a bikini.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

This is so funny. :) So. Funny. And I have to thank kimiessu for it. :)
I used my real name for that one.


And then I tried it again, using my lj name. And it came up just as funny. :)

What do the Naruto characters think of you? (::gurls plz::) by itachiFanatic
Your name plz
Your favorite color
Naruto imagined	nothing.
Sasuke screamed	when you dumped him.
Sakura hates	you you and you.
Gaara wants	to fight you.
Kakashi hopes	you like him.
Itachi thinks	you're like every other fangirl
Neji thinks	you're hotter than hell
Shikamaru was surprised when	you stuck a knife in sasuke's gut.
Kabuto thought	you ate a bug.
Orochimaru thinks	you're retarded
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Well, I though I should just update, since I've been anti-social recently. I know I'll be busy for the next month, because I have three AP exams to take. I'm hoping to do well on US History and Language and Composition, but Chemistry is absolutely hopeless. :(
I'm hoping to get into a college summer class at University of Hawaii, some of it during school time... Japanese! :) I just need to hope everything goes ok.
And I'll be in Japan for a week in June! YES! :) Well... those are my plans.

Recently... I've been dosing (probably overdosing) myself with fiction. I've been reading much of Harry Potter fanfiction (slash of course, and only the best!). I've also been reading some very excellent original fiction, and one which is actually gen. I'm shocked that I actually read it and loved it. I almost never go for gen anymore nowadays. It's just slash, slash, slash. :)
But I just read an original fic someone recced on a site, and oh. my. god. It was very badly written. A nice, interesting story, but horribly written. I was shaking my monitor, whispering, "Why did you rec that story, why? WHY?"
Some people need help. (Me? Why, no, I'm not crazy. What? Talking to computers? That's not crazy. I'm caring for the well being of other's sanity.)

And on a side note, my brother is so loveable, but mental, and my twin is just driving me nuts. And on another side note, Precalculus is giving me a hard time, which is unusual because it's usually very easy for me. :(
Religion is a bitch.

I have also found out that people elsewhere think that Cho Chang in the Harry Potter movie is beautiful, but people in Hawaii think she's ugly. I really want to know why that's so. But it annoys me that the actor is Vietnamese. Cho Chang is a Chinese name. And I'm pretty sure Cho isn't even a real Chinese name. It's a Korean last name. ??? JKR is confusing me.
I want to point out that in the 5th movie, the Death Eaters look like KKK with black hoods. *snort*


I'm being killed in the workload of homework.

You scored as Sasuke. You?re Sasuke, the angsty popular kid. Good-looking, cool and smart ? you?re admired by many. However, you don?t care about people that much. You have one ambition, one goal in your life, and when it comes to that, people are just on your way. Try to give up the hatred you might feel because of your past and learn to show your caring side. </td> Iruka 75% Sasuke 75% Shikamaru 63% Kakashi 63% TenTen 56% Naruto 50% Rock Lee 50% Hinata 44% Genma 44% Neji 44% Which Naruto ninja are you most like? created with QuizFarm.com

great. i didn't expect sasuke. i thought it'd be more iruka. i'm happy i'm like shikamaru and kakashi, though... :)

I'm on a roll... :) well, in honor of King Kong I drew Adrian Brody, but he turned out funky... :( it's ok, though...
( Can be Seen Here... )

I also did FINAL FANTASY!!!! Well, FINAL FANTASY VII: ADVENT CHILDREN... :) I think i did pretty good. I did Cloud and Reno. I really like the shading of my Cloud, but didn't quite know what to do for the hair. Reno, I was too lazy for the hair, but it's ok. And his goggle are fucked... :)

( Cloud and Reno )

Past few days I've been in this gender bender haze. Specifically Bleach, although I might do others later. So, I drew people from Bleach as the opposite gender. Let me warn you, I did this quickly and with a black pen, so it ain't that pretty... :) but ok enough.

( Bending Time )

My gift to naruto_stalker, Sai as a Geisha. I hope it's okay. It's in pencil, and Sai looks like a girl. :)

( Geisha )

x posted to chuunin.
and yes, a lot of fanart. i must be out of my mind... :)

Hey, this is my first post. I've decided to do the Sasuke in Sai's Outfit thing... :)

( To the Sasuke )

x posted in chuunin

Merry Christmas. I just wanted to share my love of Isshin with this Isshin and Ichigo fanart. :)

( Isshin and Ichigo on New Years )
x-posted to all_for _bleach and kurosaki_clinic.

GO NEW YEARS!!! 2006!

Merry Christmas! I'm happy because I just got art supplies from my mom... i'll be able to draw more now... a lot of charcoal, anyway! :) And actually, AP History turned out to be awesome! I got a frikin' A! I'm the best in the class... :) English was crap, however, due to the substitute. Japanese was kind of sucky, and so was Pre-Calculus, but Chemistry was just weird... :| well, got to go, so merry xmas! :)